Love means getting fat together

Well as you guys see on the left side is our current picture together and on the right side our picture taken about last two years. I know I know I know (what did I know?) I am getting FAT *crocodile tears
It suppose to be us getting fat together but it seems like only me getting fat (obviously huh). Frankly he gain some weight too but he's freakin tall so that only-a-lil weight gaining can't be seen. That's soooooo unfair for a short person like me...Trying to removing some babat away but when I start it today, it will gone for the next hour. Face palm. God, I'm such a loser am I? He told me that all the foods that he ate, the babat being transfer to me. Sound so superstitious but it still make sense thou..Whatever it is I hope you're not gonna leave me even I am getting huge like big momma will you? hahaha