Shark week attack..omg,monster in my pants!!

As I keep my words, Im gonna jot down about 'SHARK WEEK' in this entry. A thing we can call a phenomenon happen to all women I guess. Shark week means the week during which a woman has her period also known as the week a woman experiences menstruation. There will be blood, an uncomfortable sense of tension and a bad tempered, unpredictable beast.

Man 1-"Why is your gf glaring at you from the window?"

Man 2-"Shark week. She's looking for an excuse to strike"

Did chu get it now what is shark week? So for me I guess during my shark week I feel really exhausted, sharp pain, soreness breast, stomach bloating, stomach cramps, severe back pain especially on the lower back, freaking sleepy, major headache, thirsty, forever hungry, pimples everywhere and for sure mood swing.  As for me, I'm having a medical condition of von willebrand disease or vWD (is an inherited disorder meaning it's passed from parent to child through genes that affects the blood's ability to clot properly). Many other symptoms happen on other women I bet, depending on the girl.menstrual cramps can sometime be dull and achy or sharp and intense, and they can sometimes be felt in the back as well as the abdomen.

When I'm having my PMS, I refuse to take medicine cuz I prefer more on some old home remedies. Many girls and women find that over-the-counter pain medications (the pink one) can relieve cramps, as can taking a warm bath or applying a warm heating pad to the lower abdomen. Exercising regularly throughout the monthly cycle may help lessen cramps, too. Don't forget to drink lotsa plain water and I don't skip my meal during my period. If these things don't help, ask your doctor for advice.

Some girls and women find that they feel sad or easily irritated during the few days or week before their periods. Others may get angry more quickly than normal or cry more than usual. Some girls crave certain foods. These types of emotional changes may be the result of premenstrual syndrome (PMS)
PMS is related to changes in the body's hormones. As hormone levels rise and fall during a woman's menstrual cycle, they can affect the way she feels, both emotionally and physically. Some girls, in addition to feeling more intense emotions than they usually do, notice physical changes along with their periods some feel bloated or puffy because of water retention, others notice swollen and sore breasts, and some get headaches but I get almost everything *sigh

PMS usually goes away soon after a period begins, but it can come back month after month. Eating right, getting enough sleep, and exercising may help relieve some of the symptoms of PMS. Talk to your doctor if you are concerned about your premenstrual symptoms. It's also not uncommon for girls to have an acne flare-up during certain times of their cycle and again, this is due to hormones. Fortunately, the pimples associated with periods tend to become less of a problem as girls get older.

For boys, you have to take heed during shark week especially for those who have girl as bestfriends, sisters, mom, girlfriend or even a wife. If you show signs of weakness or aggression, you will be attacked. If you get attacked, it will be all your fault, infinitely more traumatic for her and you'll never be allowed to forget it. Bewareeeeee boysss..hahaha